Underwater * * ½

Underwater no one can hear anything!

      Some reviewers are saying this is just a rip-off of Alien except it is set at the bottom of the ocean rather than out in space...
      They're right.  That's just what it is.  Even down to the panic in panties final scenes.
      Really there is nothing more to say.  If you know Alien you have already seen this which is just as well because the dialogue in this is almost incomprehensible.
      As always Kristen Stewart is good.  Though I'm buggered if I know what she's doing in this silly, derivative film.